She continues to sit imperiously atop the Forbidden Stairs as if it is a throne. вЂњcheep! descend! you are not supposed to be up there!вЂќД¬heep says nothing. Cheep is now on the uppermost step of the Forbidden Orange Stairs. HeвЂ™s taking selfies in front of a dozen lamps. вЂњwho is there flashing lights in the lights aisle?вЂќ Megatron sees a bright flash of light in the corner of his vision. we can store energon in these.вЂќ He slaps a bag of soil. He looks left and right to see if he is being watched before he then dumps a dozen of them into the folds of his armor.ДЄ clonk clonk clonk noise fills the air and Soundwave sees Megatron grabbing as many orange gallon Home Depot buckets as he possibly can. Soundwave walks over to the garden area and pokes a succulent. do not get in the way of my diy home renovation shopping.вЂќ Jack Darby is sitting on one.ДЄ metallic squeaking noise echoes around them and they both see a another human shopper walk past while pushing a cart. Megatron and Soundwave both turn and look at the display toilet section. Soundwave displays some anger and shatters a faucet with his fist. Megatron glances at the sticker slapped onto the sink heвЂ™s trying to use. вЂњi wish to clean my servos under thisвЂ¦вЂќ he squints at the label of one, вЂњfarmhouse self-trimming apron sink, but the faucets are cruelly refusing to provide their ruler with the desired water!вЂќ Megatron frantically waves his servo around underneath the faucets and then growls at them. Soundwave takes a very deep and calming breath. This story even has a backing soundtrack!

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